March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets his keys are in his back pocket and sits down really hard.
February 2012
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“Education is not a right.”
– Ron Paul
(via holymotherofrowling)
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“It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to...”
– Henry Rollins (via ratbrat)
The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
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emilarius:
A reference post for tonight
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