Friend: Green Day is having a play opening?
Me: A musical, apparently
Friend: Wow, I would have never seen that coming
Me: That's what she said!
Me: But me either lol
I had a dream that my brother and I met Jason...
he was kind of mean D:
Riddle me this, you son of a bitch
I can't believe I'm talking to the closet...
PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
I just got home, an hour into SNL
I feel like I’ve missed so much. But right now omg, Snooki and her cone I am ded
fact: new york city is 85% made of starbucks.
I had a dream that tumblarity came back
everything was in chaos